Beer and Food

Greetings,

Is very important that you know when and when not to drink beer.

You should drink beer when you want a beer.
You should drink a beer when there is one in front of you.
(Unless you already had five or six earlier in the last hour.)
You should drink a beer when someone buys a round.
When the menu calls for it, you should drink beer with your meal.
Despite what science tells us, you should drink beer on a hot summer day when you are thirsty.
(Science says it dehydrates you, I say not if you drink enough of them.)
You should drink beer to celebrate a special occasion.

You should not drink beer when you've had too many.

How do you tell when you've had too many?

When you can convince yourself that you're the smartest person in the pub, the most attractive person in the pub, in fact the very best person there is in the pub.